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  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott warns his cat that it's "not safe to be out there" anymore, Scott asks the cat if he wants their bunkers connected, then the cat vanishes — leaving Scott digging from off-panel calling "HEY! Where did you go?"

    Bunker

    21 26 Sep 18, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a small pink alien urgently telling a larger green alien: "I have to go this year — if we wait until next year the Earth may have blown up." The green alien's response: "I don't know, you still have a lot of school work."

    Trip

    51 23 Sep 16, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a suited politician telling a disheveled Uncle Sam: "We can't help you right now. We took a sacred vow to stay on vacation until after the elections." Uncle Sam listens with a grumpy, fed-up expression.

    On Vacation

    19 16 Sep 14, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott looks left, looks right, gets bombarded by giant words "BS LIES HATE" flying at him from all directions, then concludes simply: "The internet is… exhausting."

    exhausting

    37 24 Sep 11, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a tall purple alien reading a book aloud to an orange cat, asking "Who is this crawling guy? And why does he hate aliens so very much?" Caption reads: "The book club was off to a rough start."

    Book Club

    25 17 Sep 09, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a Grim Reaper figure dismissing measles deaths with a cascade of deflections: "What measles deaths? There are no known measles deaths. If we don't count them they didn't happen. If they did happen it's small potatoes."

    Didn’t Count

    23 16 Sep 07, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott tells the cat "Pay attention, we have things to plan." The cat gets a startled expression and Scott turns away. Scott apologizes — "Sorry, that's too much attention, I'll come back later." The cat's thought bubble: "!!!"

    Pay Attention

    38 17 Sep 05, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a green worm creature emerging from a bottle, promising "If you will work for the High Worm Leader, we, the worms, will bring you very affordable health care!" Caption reads: "And we lived happily as part of the Worm Empire."

    Worms

    51 17 Sep 02, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a yellow robot skeptically telling a sentient red toaster named Toast-ie: "I know that this is your choice Toast-ie but… I'm not sure anyone needs an AI toaster."

    Toast

    66 47 Aug 26, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip labeled "Madscott" in the top right, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Bold cartoon style with diagonal line shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott sits with the gray cat nearby, gesturing philosophically, his speech bubble reading "WHAT IF, THIS HAS ALL BEEN A DRESS REHEARSAL?" Panel 2 (top right): A closer view of Scott, one hand raised, continuing: "AND OUR BODIES ARE JUST CHEAP UNFINISHED COSTUMES…" Panel 3 (bottom left): The scene shifts to an exterior view of a theater or performance hall with radiating lines suggesting dramatic revelation, speech bubble reading "THE FINAL PERFORMANCE COULD BE NEXT WEEK." Panel 4 (bottom right): A close-up of the cat, eyes half-closed, utterly unimpressed, its thought bubble reading simply "PLEASE DRINK YOUR COFFEE."

    Coffee Please

    36 36 Aug 21, 2026

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  • Thief

    26 28 October 14, 2026

  • Plan

    47 17 October 12, 2026

  • dinner

    25 27 October 9, 2026

  • Earthling

    28 25 October 7, 2026

  • Field of dreams

    22 50 October 5, 2026

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