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  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com), rendered in a muted gray and pop-art halftone style with colorful characters. A large purple blob-like alien lies on the ground holding a smoking pistol, grinning slyly. Smoke billows dramatically in the background. Facing it is a small, round blue alien with a single large yellow eye, two yellow horns, fanged smile, and hands confidently on its hips — apparently unfazed. The purple alien's speech bubble reads: "I can't believe they always fall for that 'we come in peace' line if B.S." A caption box at the bottom reads: "Hint: It was never going to be a fair fight." The comic plays on the classic sci-fi trope of deceptive alien first contact, with the twist that the seemingly more menacing alien has clearly come off worse in the encounter.

    Peace

    11 3072 Mar 18, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing two middle-aged men talking. One says "You're crazy. There's no way we can possibly be this old." The other, sporting a mustache, replies "Turns out that when you rock-n-roll all night you miss a few things."

    How Old

    14 2689 Mar 16, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott, dated 2026. Panel 1: A small car drives along a road, with a speech bubble reading "I think I'll run away to join a circus." Panel 2: The bearded male driver is shown at the wheel, saying "I might be qualified to be a clown." Panel 3: A close-up of the man's face, looking uncertain and anxious, as he admits "I'm a bit worried that I'm not." Panel 4: The car is now shown speeding away rapidly with motion lines, and the speech bubble reads "Clowns do a lot of running around." The comic builds a gentle, self-deprecating joke — the man's crisis of clown confidence is resolved not by skill but by the realization that frantic, aimless movement might qualify him after all.

    Clown Show

    14 3241 Mar 13, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott. A large, menacing green alien creature with horns, yellow fangs, glowing yellow eyes, and a purple collar/outfit dominates the left side of the frame, holding up a small tablet or device. Despite its fearsome appearance, it asks cheerfully: "Have you seen this Princess Bride movie?" To the right, a visibly nervous human in a red shirt breaks into a sweat — motion lines and sweat drops visible The Alien says "I love these people." Futuristic equipment is visible in the background, suggesting a sci-fi setting. The caption below reads: "And that's how first contact really happened."

    Contact

    12 1910 Mar 11, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com). Two cartoon people stand together in what appears to be an indoor setting with a neutral blue-gray background. On the left, a wide-eyed person in a purple shirt gestures with a raised finger, looking panicked, with the speech bubble: "Oh crap, oh crap! I talked trash and now people expect me to do something." On the right, a person with long brown hair wearing a green shirt looks back with a flat, unimpressed expression and responds: "How unreasonable of people to expect things of you." The comic satirizes the gap between big talk and follow-through, with the second character's deadpan sarcasm serving as the punchline.

    Trash Talk

    19 2002 Mar 09, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. The same bearded, disheveled man appears throughout. Panel 1: He looks startled and says, "How the hell did we get to March." Panel 2: He peers suspiciously at what appears to be a box, asking, "Is this the thing we're supposed to beware?" — a reference to the phrase "Beware the Ides of March." Panel 3: He turns to a ninja like figure beside him and wonders aloud, "Has March always been sneaky?" Panel 4: (zoomed out) He stands at what appears to be a shoreline or flat surface, declaring, "I'm going to hang a bell on it so I'm not surprised next year." The comic humorously captures the universal feeling of time passing unexpectedly, blending calendar confusion with the classic Shakespeare reference.

    March

    15 2961 Mar 06, 2026

  • A political cartoon by Madscott showing a Grim Reaper figure in a black robe and red tie, holding a scythe labeled "PEACE," saying "…and we will bring peace to the world." The figure stands atop a pile of rubble and bombs against a dark, starry background.

    Peace

    16 3226 Mar 02, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic labeled “MadScott,” dated 2026. Panel 1: A bearded man stands outdoors among snowbanks, shaking his fist and shouting “FFFFFFUUUU,” expressing frustration. Panel 2: He continues yelling, “UUUUCCCC,” still visibly angry. Panel 3: Close-up of the man with clenched teeth and several exclamation marks around his head, emphasizing his rage. Panel 4: A peaceful view of the earth from space. Text reads: “February was a really long month.”

    February Review

    18 2277 Feb 27, 2026

  • Vacation

    14 1180 Feb 25, 2026

  • A color comic labeled “MadScott.” A man stands on a sandy beach with his hands on his hips, smirking confidently. A palm tree and a few cut wooden crates appear behind him against a clear blue sky. Two speech bubbles read: “You say ‘trapped on a beach’ I say…” and “Perfect remote office space.” The joke reframes being stranded on a beach as an opportunity for remote work rather than a crisis.

    Remote

    10 1086 Feb 23, 2026

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  • Void Shortage

    8 10044 April 13, 2026

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    6 13750 April 10, 2026

  • Nice Things

    5 232 April 8, 2026

  • Respectfully

    18 28972 April 6, 2026

  • Help

    18 22313 April 3, 2026

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