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  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing two gray aliens — one exasperated, one wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses — debating humanity. The first complains "We showed them how to fish, cure disease, harness energy… so why are they still this stupid?" The second suggests cheerfully: "We could flood them out and start over again sir?"

    Gone Fishing

    0 5 Today

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a tall golden tower with a small figure reading from a paper below, narrating a fairy tale: the people locked the old king in a gold-painted tower, his jester read him bedtime stories, and the people put out the fires, regrew their gardens, cleaned up the golden mess — and never talked about the old king again.

    Tower

    6 15 Sep 21, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott warns his cat that it's "not safe to be out there" anymore, Scott asks the cat if he wants their bunkers connected, then the cat vanishes — leaving Scott digging from off-panel calling "HEY! Where did you go?"

    Bunker

    7 16 Sep 18, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a small pink alien urgently telling a larger green alien: "I have to go this year — if we wait until next year the Earth may have blown up." The green alien's response: "I don't know, you still have a lot of school work."

    Trip

    8 9 Sep 16, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a suited politician telling a disheveled Uncle Sam: "We can't help you right now. We took a sacred vow to stay on vacation until after the elections." Uncle Sam listens with a grumpy, fed-up expression.

    On Vacation

    5 10 Sep 14, 2026

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