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  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a green worm creature emerging from a bottle, promising "If you will work for the High Worm Leader, we, the worms, will bring you very affordable health care!" Caption reads: "And we lived happily as part of the Worm Empire."

    Worms

    4 10 Sep 02, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a yellow robot skeptically telling a sentient red toaster named Toast-ie: "I know that this is your choice Toast-ie but… I'm not sure anyone needs an AI toaster."

    Toast

    25 39 Aug 26, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a man pleading with an angry anthropomorphic bear in a shirt, saying "You need to step in and do something — we won't survive without your help." The bear fires back: "I'm a BEAR! You people fired all of us. You can go sh!t in the woods for all I care."

    In the woods

    9 31 Aug 24, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip labeled "Madscott" in the top right, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Bold cartoon style with diagonal line shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott sits with the gray cat nearby, gesturing philosophically, his speech bubble reading "WHAT IF, THIS HAS ALL BEEN A DRESS REHEARSAL?" Panel 2 (top right): A closer view of Scott, one hand raised, continuing: "AND OUR BODIES ARE JUST CHEAP UNFINISHED COSTUMES…" Panel 3 (bottom left): The scene shifts to an exterior view of a theater or performance hall with radiating lines suggesting dramatic revelation, speech bubble reading "THE FINAL PERFORMANCE COULD BE NEXT WEEK." Panel 4 (bottom right): A close-up of the cat, eyes half-closed, utterly unimpressed, its thought bubble reading simply "PLEASE DRINK YOUR COFFEE."

    Coffee Please

    10 29 Aug 21, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip in the Weird Wednesday series by Scott Gallatin. Set against a blue gradient background with a gray floor. Center frame, a small ambiguous figure strides forward confidently — wearing a metal colander as a helmet, a light blue tunic with yellow trim, dark boots, and carrying a red and yellow camping lantern in one green-clawed hand. The other hand has green alien-like fingers. Two speech bubbles read: "PUNY HUMAN!" and "I DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE ME TO THE LEADER OF THIS MUD BALL PLANET." On the left, three caption boxes provide the narrator's running commentary: "Could be a kid.." "or an alien.." and at the bottom, "Either way, probably best to just play along."

    Play Along

    6 22 Aug 19, 2026

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