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  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott builds to an explosion of synonyms — “It’s stupid, daft, dumb, dippy, dopey, witless” — then quietly concludes “It’s also exhausting” and “I need some more ice cream.”

    All of it

    2 13 Yesterday

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing two gray aliens examining a small boxy device with a lightbulb and cord coming out of it. One explains: “It’s not super intelligence — it’s a thief with a long extension cord.”

    Thief

    7 19 Oct 14, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing two men standing in front of a large bunker, one saying “I’m starting to worry about this plan.” The other responds: “You mean the plan to hide in that mega bunker until the whole thing calms down?”

    Plan

    9 13 Oct 12, 2026

  • dinner

    13 21 Oct 09, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a young green alien yelling "MOM! Zoof keeps calling me an Earthling — make 'em stooop!" while a smaller alien named Zoof sits nearby giggling uncontrollably.

    Earthling

    10 20 Oct 07, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a boy in a baseball cap holding a bat, standing next to a "Coming Soon" sign announcing "Massive storage holding your entire browser search history for completely innocent reasons I'm sure… or extortion probably." He protests: "That field was meant for making baseball memories — not for storing every cat video I've ever watched."

    Field of dreams

    6 44 Oct 05, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott laments his unfinished summer projects and growing to-do list before the cold hits. His friend interjects: "By the way, it's October." Scott concludes: "So, I apparently have some fall work to finish."

    Summer Projects

    11 72 Oct 02, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a small orange robot-like alien running after a departing UFO, calling out: "Wait! We can't leave yet — we still haven't tried street tacos!"

    Street Taco

    9 35 Sep 30, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing an "Ice Scream" truck driving through a city with drones visible in the sky above, accompanied by speech bubbles reading: "In hindsight… putting drones in 'Ice Scream' trucks may have been too much."

    Ice sCream

    8 31 Sep 28, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in bold cartoon style with halftone diagonal line shading. Scott and his bald round-headed friend are the two characters. Panel 1 (top left): Scott stands alone holding a small piece of paper — clearly just a tiny scrap — looking at it with wide, emotional eyes, his speech bubble reading "UNBELIEVABLE." Panel 2 (top right): His friend approaches and asks "WHAT'S WRONG?" Scott responds "JUST LOOKING AT THE NEWSPAPER." The scrap of paper in his hand is visibly tiny. Panel 3 (bottom left): The friend eyes the minuscule paper skeptically, bubble reading "THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE TEARS." Scott responds defensively: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." Panel 4 (bottom right): Scott holds up the tiny scrap with a pained expression, delivering the punchline through two bubbles: "WITH EVERYTHING HAPPENING TODAY" and "THIS IS THE ENTIRE NEWSPAPER."

    News

    15 28 Sep 25, 2026

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  • All of it

    2 13 October 16, 2026

  • Thief

    7 19 October 14, 2026

  • Plan

    9 13 October 12, 2026

  • dinner

    13 21 October 9, 2026

  • Earthling

    10 20 October 7, 2026

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