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  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a tall purple alien reading a book aloud to an orange cat, asking "Who is this crawling guy? And why does he hate aliens so very much?" Caption reads: "The book club was off to a rough start."

    Book Club

    8 14 Sep 09, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a Grim Reaper figure dismissing measles deaths with a cascade of deflections: "What measles deaths? There are no known measles deaths. If we don't count them they didn't happen. If they did happen it's small potatoes."

    Didn’t Count

    6 9 Sep 07, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott tells the cat "Pay attention, we have things to plan." The cat gets a startled expression and Scott turns away. Scott apologizes — "Sorry, that's too much attention, I'll come back later." The cat's thought bubble: "!!!"

    Pay Attention

    4 15 Sep 05, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a green worm creature emerging from a bottle, promising "If you will work for the High Worm Leader, we, the worms, will bring you very affordable health care!" Caption reads: "And we lived happily as part of the Worm Empire."

    Worms

    14 15 Sep 02, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a yellow robot skeptically telling a sentient red toaster named Toast-ie: "I know that this is your choice Toast-ie but… I'm not sure anyone needs an AI toaster."

    Toast

    25 41 Aug 26, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip labeled "Madscott" in the top right, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Bold cartoon style with diagonal line shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott sits with the gray cat nearby, gesturing philosophically, his speech bubble reading "WHAT IF, THIS HAS ALL BEEN A DRESS REHEARSAL?" Panel 2 (top right): A closer view of Scott, one hand raised, continuing: "AND OUR BODIES ARE JUST CHEAP UNFINISHED COSTUMES…" Panel 3 (bottom left): The scene shifts to an exterior view of a theater or performance hall with radiating lines suggesting dramatic revelation, speech bubble reading "THE FINAL PERFORMANCE COULD BE NEXT WEEK." Panel 4 (bottom right): A close-up of the cat, eyes half-closed, utterly unimpressed, its thought bubble reading simply "PLEASE DRINK YOUR COFFEE."

    Coffee Please

    11 29 Aug 21, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip in the Weird Wednesday series by Scott Gallatin. Set against a blue gradient background with a gray floor. Center frame, a small ambiguous figure strides forward confidently — wearing a metal colander as a helmet, a light blue tunic with yellow trim, dark boots, and carrying a red and yellow camping lantern in one green-clawed hand. The other hand has green alien-like fingers. Two speech bubbles read: "PUNY HUMAN!" and "I DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE ME TO THE LEADER OF THIS MUD BALL PLANET." On the left, three caption boxes provide the narrator's running commentary: "Could be a kid.." "or an alien.." and at the bottom, "Either way, probably best to just play along."

    Play Along

    6 22 Aug 19, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a flustered press secretary at a podium with speech bubbles reading: "Well, gosh fellas," "I'm not sure that's exactly what he said," "But I can promise what he says next will seem much worse," and "Next question please."

    Promise

    12 11 Aug 17, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in bold cartoon style with halftone dot shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott runs at full sprint, leaning forward with intense determination, speed lines behind him, speech bubble reading "MUST GO FASTER." Panel 2 (top right): Scott bent over with hands on knees, completely winded, large stylized sound effect text reading "HUFF," "PUFF," and "WHEEZE" filling the panel. Panel 3 (bottom left): Scott pumps his fist with a look of wild-eyed triumph, three connected bubbles reading "I THINK," "I CAN SEE," and "THE FINISH LINE." Panel 4 (bottom right): A tall mustachioed man stands looking down at the ground with a mildly impressed expression, two bubbles reading "NICE JOB" and "YOU MADE IT THE FULL FIFTY YARDS." In the background, Scott is visible collapsed flat on the ground, apparently having crossed the finish line and immediately face-planted.

    The Race

    12 70 Aug 14, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "WEIRD WEDNESDAY" in the top right corner, credited to SCOTTGALLATIN.COM in the bottom left. Set at night against a deep blue starfield above a dark forest treeline with mountains in the background. A large classic gray flying saucer hovers center-frame, its teal-lit cockpit dome glowing, beaming a bright cyan tractor beam downward. Caught in the beam, a gray camper van is being lifted off the ground. Two speech bubbles emanate from inside the camper: "HOTELS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE" and "LET'S RENT A CAMPER HE SAYS." A caption box in the lower right reads "A SLUGGO NEVER PASSES UP A FRESH BOX LUNCH."

    box lunch

    4 74 Aug 12, 2026

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  • exhausting

    4 9 September 11, 2026

  • Book Club

    8 14 September 9, 2026

  • Didn’t Count

    6 9 September 7, 2026

  • Pay Attention

    4 15 September 5, 2026

  • Worms

    14 15 September 2, 2026

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