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  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing an "Ice Scream" truck driving through a city with drones visible in the sky above, accompanied by speech bubbles reading: "In hindsight… putting drones in 'Ice Scream' trucks may have been too much."

    Ice sCream

    0 4 Today

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in bold cartoon style with halftone diagonal line shading. Scott and his bald round-headed friend are the two characters. Panel 1 (top left): Scott stands alone holding a small piece of paper — clearly just a tiny scrap — looking at it with wide, emotional eyes, his speech bubble reading "UNBELIEVABLE." Panel 2 (top right): His friend approaches and asks "WHAT'S WRONG?" Scott responds "JUST LOOKING AT THE NEWSPAPER." The scrap of paper in his hand is visibly tiny. Panel 3 (bottom left): The friend eyes the minuscule paper skeptically, bubble reading "THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE TEARS." Scott responds defensively: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." Panel 4 (bottom right): Scott holds up the tiny scrap with a pained expression, delivering the punchline through two bubbles: "WITH EVERYTHING HAPPENING TODAY" and "THIS IS THE ENTIRE NEWSPAPER."

    News

    8 22 Sep 25, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing two gray aliens — one exasperated, one wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses — debating humanity. The first complains "We showed them how to fish, cure disease, harness energy… so why are they still this stupid?" The second suggests cheerfully: "We could flood them out and start over again sir?"

    Gone Fishing

    4 24 Sep 23, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a tall golden tower with a small figure reading from a paper below, narrating a fairy tale: the people locked the old king in a gold-painted tower, his jester read him bedtime stories, and the people put out the fires, regrew their gardens, cleaned up the golden mess — and never talked about the old king again.

    Tower

    6 19 Sep 21, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott warns his cat that it's "not safe to be out there" anymore, Scott asks the cat if he wants their bunkers connected, then the cat vanishes — leaving Scott digging from off-panel calling "HEY! Where did you go?"

    Bunker

    7 19 Sep 18, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a small pink alien urgently telling a larger green alien: "I have to go this year — if we wait until next year the Earth may have blown up." The green alien's response: "I don't know, you still have a lot of school work."

    Trip

    8 12 Sep 16, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a suited politician telling a disheveled Uncle Sam: "We can't help you right now. We took a sacred vow to stay on vacation until after the elections." Uncle Sam listens with a grumpy, fed-up expression.

    On Vacation

    5 11 Sep 14, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott looks left, looks right, gets bombarded by giant words "BS LIES HATE" flying at him from all directions, then concludes simply: "The internet is… exhausting."

    exhausting

    9 17 Sep 11, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a tall purple alien reading a book aloud to an orange cat, asking "Who is this crawling guy? And why does he hate aliens so very much?" Caption reads: "The book club was off to a rough start."

    Book Club

    8 14 Sep 09, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a Grim Reaper figure dismissing measles deaths with a cascade of deflections: "What measles deaths? There are no known measles deaths. If we don't count them they didn't happen. If they did happen it's small potatoes."

    Didn’t Count

    6 9 Sep 07, 2026

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  • Ice sCream

    0 4 September 28, 2026

  • News

    8 22 September 25, 2026

  • Gone Fishing

    4 24 September 23, 2026

  • Tower

    6 19 September 21, 2026

  • Bunker

    7 19 September 18, 2026

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