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  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "Weird Wednesday" in the top right corner, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Set against a warm orange and red sunset sky with rolling green hills and a tree on the right. On the left, a small round purple alien creature stands on four short stubby legs, with large expressive eyes, small ears or antennae, and a nervous open mouth. It speaks through two bubbles: "EXCUSE ME HUMAN" and "CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOUR UPPER LEGS ARE FOR?" In the center, a dark-skinned man in a blue t-shirt and gray pants stands with a mildly startled expression, facing the alien. In the background between the hills, a small classic flying saucer with a tiny ladder sits landed on the ground. The joke plays on the alien having legs

    upper legs

    0 4696 Today

  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "Mad Monday" in the top right corner, credited to ScottGallatin.com in the bottom left. Set against a blue sky with a city skyline and green grassy hills, the scraggly man from the earlier barrel cartoon appears again — shirtless, wearing only a large wooden barrel, with shaggy hair, stubble, and a large nose. He gestures with one hand and speaks through two speech bubbles: on the left, "I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE" and on the right, "AND I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS ABOUT YOUR COMIC COLLECTION…"

    Invested

    4 50539 Jun 22, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in a bold cartoon style with halftone dot shading. Panel 1 (top left): The bald round-headed friend and Scott (bearded, wearing a sleeveless shirt) face each other. The friend asks "SO, YOU'RE GOING TO PORTLAND?" and Scott replies enthusiastically "YEP! READY FOR MY SUMMER TRIP." Panel 2 (top right): A serene seaside scene with a glass of water on a table, ocean waves, and clouds in the background. A speech bubble reads "WE'RE GOING TO EAT GOOD FOOD AND WATCH THE OCEAN." No characters appear — the image evokes the vacation dream. Panel 3 (bottom left): The bald friend returns with a skeptical, sideways glance and says "I HEARD THEY KILL GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU IN PORTLAND." Panel 4 (bottom right): Scott, visibly amused and unbothered, responds with two connected bubbles: "LET'S CALL THAT 'PLAN B'" and "IF THE FOOD THING DOESN'T WORK OUT." The comic balances vacation optimism against a dark-humored warning

    Portland

    9 108237 Jun 19, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip with a warm, blocky abstract background in shades of red, orange, and dark brown. Center frame is a green, stitched-together Frankenstein's monster character — shirtless, with visible suture scars across his body, a flat-topped head, and a yellow eye. He enthusiastically raises one hand with two fingers pointed upward, like a student who knows the answer in class. Three speech bubbles surround him: on the upper left, "OH! I KNOW THIS ONE," and on the right, two connected bubbles reading "WE DON'T BLAME THE MONSTER. WE BLAME THE MOB THAT MADE THE MONSTER" and below that "CAN WE PLEASE CHASE THEM WITH TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS NOW?" The comic subverts the classic Frankenstein mob trope — the monster himself advocates for accountability toward his creators, while cheekily requesting the traditional mob treatment be redirected at them.

    Mob Logic

    10 203561 Jun 17, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip with a light blue background. On the left, two gray aliens are stacked inside a tan trenchcoat and wide-brimmed hat, attempting to pass as one person — the top alien is visible above the coat collar, holding out what appears to be money with a brown gloved hand, while the second alien peeks out from lower in the coat. Their speech bubble reads: "ONE MOVIE TICKET PLEASE." On the right, a female movie theater cashier with dark hair in a ponytail and a blue uniform shirt stands behind a ticket counter, looking thoroughly unconvinced. Her speech bubble reads: SURE "KID" WHY NOT. Below the panel, a caption reads: "IT'S ONLY OUR COMFY MOVIE THEATERS THAT KEEP THE ALIENS FROM BLOWING US UP."

    Theater

    6 264772 Jun 10, 2026

  • A Madscott color comic panel showing a man in a jersey gesturing toward a green troll in a suit, with speech bubbles saying "We all see this right? He's a big old troll. We don't give trolls all of our money. What the hell are we doing?" The Washington Monument and Capitol building are visible in the background.

    Troll

    6 26607 Jun 08, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in a bold cartoon style. Panel 1 (top left): A scruffy bearded man gestures with his hands, with a speech bubble reading "I'VE BEEN OVERTHINKING THINGS LATELY." Panel 2 (top right): A view of Earth from space with a satellite orbiting it, and a speech bubble reading "WHICH IS EASY WHEN EVERYTHING IS A MESS." Panel 3 (bottom left): A close-up of the scruffy man looking upward with a speech bubble reading 'I NEED A REMINDER THE GOAL IS TO "GET BETTER" AND NOT "GET PERFECT".' Panel 4 (bottom right): A sunflower in bloom with a speech bubble reading "PERFECT HAS NO ROOM FOR GROWTH."

    Growth

    12 34103 Jun 05, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott set against a bright blue sky with mountains and tropical foliage visible. A small, purple bird-like creature with a long neck, single yellow eye, and a shifty expression stands in the center wearing a red outfit, delicately holding a cream-colored egg with a crack forming on it. Looming in from the left, filling nearly a third of the panel, is the enormous green head of a very unamused dinosaur — one large eye fixed directly on the small creature and its egg. The creature's speech bubble reads: "I swear that I'm not planning to eat this." The caption below reads: "Egg sample collection sounded like an easy job."

    Collections

    9 15981 Jun 03, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing two people watching a rocket explode on a launch pad against a dramatic orange sky, with one saying "Remember when a rocket explosion would have been the top story?" The caption reads: "The rocket wouldn't have exploded if we had a new ballroom."

    Remember When

    10 20361 Jun 01, 2026

  • A four-panel Madscott comic. A younger man asks Scott what he's doing; Scott says he needs to "bake in the sun fixing things." Scott invites him to grab a hammer and help, to which the younger man replies "That's going to be a very big NOPE."

    Working

    13 29963 May 29, 2026

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  • upper legs

    0 4696 June 24, 2026

  • Invested

    4 50539 June 22, 2026

  • Portland

    9 108237 June 19, 2026

  • Mob Logic

    10 203561 June 17, 2026

  • Empowerment

    5 76783 June 15, 2026

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