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  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing two gray aliens — one exasperated, one wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses — debating humanity. The first complains "We showed them how to fish, cure disease, harness energy… so why are they still this stupid?" The second suggests cheerfully: "We could flood them out and start over again sir?"

    Gone Fishing

    3 18 Yesterday

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a small pink alien urgently telling a larger green alien: "I have to go this year — if we wait until next year the Earth may have blown up." The green alien's response: "I don't know, you still have a lot of school work."

    Trip

    8 10 Sep 16, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a suited politician telling a disheveled Uncle Sam: "We can't help you right now. We took a sacred vow to stay on vacation until after the elections." Uncle Sam listens with a grumpy, fed-up expression.

    On Vacation

    5 10 Sep 14, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a tall purple alien reading a book aloud to an orange cat, asking "Who is this crawling guy? And why does he hate aliens so very much?" Caption reads: "The book club was off to a rough start."

    Book Club

    8 14 Sep 09, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a Grim Reaper figure dismissing measles deaths with a cascade of deflections: "What measles deaths? There are no known measles deaths. If we don't count them they didn't happen. If they did happen it's small potatoes."

    Didn’t Count

    6 9 Sep 07, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott tells the cat "Pay attention, we have things to plan." The cat gets a startled expression and Scott turns away. Scott apologizes — "Sorry, that's too much attention, I'll come back later." The cat's thought bubble: "!!!"

    Pay Attention

    4 15 Sep 05, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a green worm creature emerging from a bottle, promising "If you will work for the High Worm Leader, we, the worms, will bring you very affordable health care!" Caption reads: "And we lived happily as part of the Worm Empire."

    Worms

    16 15 Sep 02, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a yellow robot skeptically telling a sentient red toaster named Toast-ie: "I know that this is your choice Toast-ie but… I'm not sure anyone needs an AI toaster."

    Toast

    25 41 Aug 26, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip labeled "Madscott" in the top right, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Bold cartoon style with diagonal line shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott sits with the gray cat nearby, gesturing philosophically, his speech bubble reading "WHAT IF, THIS HAS ALL BEEN A DRESS REHEARSAL?" Panel 2 (top right): A closer view of Scott, one hand raised, continuing: "AND OUR BODIES ARE JUST CHEAP UNFINISHED COSTUMES…" Panel 3 (bottom left): The scene shifts to an exterior view of a theater or performance hall with radiating lines suggesting dramatic revelation, speech bubble reading "THE FINAL PERFORMANCE COULD BE NEXT WEEK." Panel 4 (bottom right): A close-up of the cat, eyes half-closed, utterly unimpressed, its thought bubble reading simply "PLEASE DRINK YOUR COFFEE."

    Coffee Please

    11 29 Aug 21, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip in the Weird Wednesday series by Scott Gallatin. Set against a blue gradient background with a gray floor. Center frame, a small ambiguous figure strides forward confidently — wearing a metal colander as a helmet, a light blue tunic with yellow trim, dark boots, and carrying a red and yellow camping lantern in one green-clawed hand. The other hand has green alien-like fingers. Two speech bubbles read: "PUNY HUMAN!" and "I DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE ME TO THE LEADER OF THIS MUD BALL PLANET." On the left, three caption boxes provide the narrator's running commentary: "Could be a kid.." "or an alien.." and at the bottom, "Either way, probably best to just play along."

    Play Along

    7 22 Aug 19, 2026

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  • Gone Fishing

    3 18 September 23, 2026

  • Tower

    6 17 September 21, 2026

  • Bunker

    7 17 September 18, 2026

  • Trip

    8 10 September 16, 2026

  • On Vacation

    5 10 September 14, 2026

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