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  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in a bold cartoon style with halftone dot shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott, the large bearded man, looks down at a tiny fairy-like creature hovering beside him. Two speech bubbles read "HEY BUDDY" and "I'VE BEEN FEELING PRETTY AWKWARD LATELY." Panel 2 (top right): A closer view of the small fairy — a simple stick-figure-like character with dragonfly wings, wide eyes, and an open mouth — responding with two bubbles: "THAT'S ROUGH" and "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIG WEIRDO." Panel 3 (bottom left): A silent close-up of Scott's face, staring ahead with a flat, unreadable expression. No speech bubbles — just the reaction. Panel 4 (bottom right): The fairy returns, visibly flustered, with two rapid speech bubbles: "I SAY THAT WITH LOVE" and "OKAY, I SEE HOW THAT CAME OUT WRONG."

    Weirdo

    4 11 Yesterday

  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "WEIRD WEDNESDAY" in the top right corner, credited to SCOTTGALLATIN.COM in the bottom left. Set against a vivid orange and red sunset sky with golden cloud formations and a gray ground. Two small, round, pink creatures with stubby limbs, big round eyes, and cheerful expressions face each other. The creature on the left has small antennae and looks inquisitively at the other, with a speech bubble reading "AND YOU ONLY STEAL ONE SOCK?" The creature on the right wears a gray knit beanie-style hat — which is clearly a human sock worn on its head — and responds with two bubbles: "YEP!" and "I LIKE TO KEEP THEM JUST A LITTLE BIT CRAZY." The comic finally solves one of life's great mysteries — the disappearing single sock — attributing it to small mischievous creatures who deliberately take only one to maximize human confusion. The sock-as-hat detail is a perfect visual punchline.

    Crazy

    5 12 Jul 08, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "MAD MONDAY" in the top right corner, credited to SCOTTGALLATIN.COM in the bottom left. Set against a plain light blue background. On the left, a thin man with a small earring, stubble, and a gray t-shirt holds out a large bundle of deflated red balloon strings with a warm, slightly sheepish smile. Three connected speech bubbles read: "I DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT WORDS," "SO I'M GIVING YOU SOME BALLOONS," and "MAYBE YOU CAN FILL THEM." On the right, a younger dark-haired man wearing glasses and a green t-shirt grins broadly and genuinely, clearly touched by the gesture. The red balloons float upward out of frame at the top of the panel.

    Words

    4 13 Jul 06, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "Mad Monday" in the top right corner, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Set against a dramatic hellscape background of deep reds, oranges, and dark jagged rock formations. On the left stands a tall red devil figure with large curved horns, slicked silver-streaked hair, a gold earring, a goatee, and an orange-brown robe — looking frustrated and indignant. He speaks through two connected bubbles: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND JIM" and "WE USED TO BE CONSIDERED EVIL" and "WE WE'RE TOP OF THE EVIL CHARTS." To his right stands Jim, a shorter blue-skinned demon with small horns, pointed ears, a mustache, and a purple shirt, looking equally dejected. Jim's bubble reads "I KNOW SIR IT SEEMS SO UNFAIR." The comic implies that real-world events have become so outrageous that traditional fictional evil can no longer compete — a commentary on how normalized extreme behavior has become in current times.

    Unfair

    7 29753 Jun 29, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip labeled "MADSCOTT" in the top right, credited to scottgallatin.com. Bold cartoon style with halftone dot shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott, the bearded man, gestures animatedly with both hands raised, two speech bubbles reading "IN MY OPINION" and "IT'S GOOD TO BE A LITTLE CRAZY." Panel 2 (top right): A close-up of a fire hydrant labeled "HAHA JUICE" with a speech bubble reading "LET PEOPLE THINK YOU MIGHT BE DRINKING FROM THE 'HA HA HOSE'." No character is visible — just the prop. Panel 3 (bottom left): A angled close-up of what appears to be a book with the partial text "THINGS I HAVE SAID..." visible, paired with a speech bubble reading "THAT YOU MIGHT JUST SAY THAT ONE THING AGAIN." Panel 4 (bottom right): A close-up of Scott's face, grinning broadly and looking upward with a delighted, slightly spacey expression, with a speech bubble reading "THE THING THAT KEEPS MAKING YOU JUST SIT AND GIGGLE." The comic is a warm celebration of harmless personal eccentricity, with each panel illustrating a different flavor of being comfortably, joyfully a little unhinged.

    Mad HaHa

    3 51643 Jun 26, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "Weird Wednesday" in the top right corner, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Set against a warm orange and red sunset sky with rolling green hills and a tree on the right. On the left, a small round purple alien creature stands on four short stubby legs, with large expressive eyes, small ears or antennae, and a nervous open mouth. It speaks through two bubbles: "EXCUSE ME HUMAN" and "CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOUR UPPER LEGS ARE FOR?" In the center, a dark-skinned man in a blue t-shirt and gray pants stands with a mildly startled expression, facing the alien. In the background between the hills, a small classic flying saucer with a tiny ladder sits landed on the ground. The joke plays on the alien having legs

    upper legs

    8 43017 Jun 24, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "Mad Monday" in the top right corner, credited to ScottGallatin.com in the bottom left. Set against a blue sky with a city skyline and green grassy hills, the scraggly man from the earlier barrel cartoon appears again — shirtless, wearing only a large wooden barrel, with shaggy hair, stubble, and a large nose. He gestures with one hand and speaks through two speech bubbles: on the left, "I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE" and on the right, "AND I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS ABOUT YOUR COMIC COLLECTION…"

    Invested

    5 50804 Jun 22, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in a bold cartoon style with halftone dot shading. Panel 1 (top left): The bald round-headed friend and Scott (bearded, wearing a sleeveless shirt) face each other. The friend asks "SO, YOU'RE GOING TO PORTLAND?" and Scott replies enthusiastically "YEP! READY FOR MY SUMMER TRIP." Panel 2 (top right): A serene seaside scene with a glass of water on a table, ocean waves, and clouds in the background. A speech bubble reads "WE'RE GOING TO EAT GOOD FOOD AND WATCH THE OCEAN." No characters appear — the image evokes the vacation dream. Panel 3 (bottom left): The bald friend returns with a skeptical, sideways glance and says "I HEARD THEY KILL GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU IN PORTLAND." Panel 4 (bottom right): Scott, visibly amused and unbothered, responds with two connected bubbles: "LET'S CALL THAT 'PLAN B'" and "IF THE FOOD THING DOESN'T WORK OUT." The comic balances vacation optimism against a dark-humored warning

    Portland

    9 108494 Jun 19, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip with a warm, blocky abstract background in shades of red, orange, and dark brown. Center frame is a green, stitched-together Frankenstein's monster character — shirtless, with visible suture scars across his body, a flat-topped head, and a yellow eye. He enthusiastically raises one hand with two fingers pointed upward, like a student who knows the answer in class. Three speech bubbles surround him: on the upper left, "OH! I KNOW THIS ONE," and on the right, two connected bubbles reading "WE DON'T BLAME THE MONSTER. WE BLAME THE MOB THAT MADE THE MONSTER" and below that "CAN WE PLEASE CHASE THEM WITH TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS NOW?" The comic subverts the classic Frankenstein mob trope — the monster himself advocates for accountability toward his creators, while cheekily requesting the traditional mob treatment be redirected at them.

    Mob Logic

    13 203835 Jun 17, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip with a light blue background. On the left, two gray aliens are stacked inside a tan trenchcoat and wide-brimmed hat, attempting to pass as one person — the top alien is visible above the coat collar, holding out what appears to be money with a brown gloved hand, while the second alien peeks out from lower in the coat. Their speech bubble reads: "ONE MOVIE TICKET PLEASE." On the right, a female movie theater cashier with dark hair in a ponytail and a blue uniform shirt stands behind a ticket counter, looking thoroughly unconvinced. Her speech bubble reads: SURE "KID" WHY NOT. Below the panel, a caption reads: "IT'S ONLY OUR COMFY MOVIE THEATERS THAT KEEP THE ALIENS FROM BLOWING US UP."

    Theater

    7 265095 Jun 10, 2026

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    4 11 July 10, 2026

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    5 12 July 8, 2026

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