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  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a young green alien yelling "MOM! Zoof keeps calling me an Earthling — make 'em stooop!" while a smaller alien named Zoof sits nearby giggling uncontrollably.

    Earthling

    2 7 Yesterday

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a boy in a baseball cap holding a bat, standing next to a "Coming Soon" sign announcing "Massive storage holding your entire browser search history for completely innocent reasons I'm sure… or extortion probably." He protests: "That field was meant for making baseball memories — not for storing every cat video I've ever watched."

    Field of dreams

    6 43 Oct 05, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott laments his unfinished summer projects and growing to-do list before the cold hits. His friend interjects: "By the way, it's October." Scott concludes: "So, I apparently have some fall work to finish."

    Summer Projects

    11 71 Oct 02, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a small orange robot-like alien running after a departing UFO, calling out: "Wait! We can't leave yet — we still haven't tried street tacos!"

    Street Taco

    8 35 Sep 30, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing an "Ice Scream" truck driving through a city with drones visible in the sky above, accompanied by speech bubbles reading: "In hindsight… putting drones in 'Ice Scream' trucks may have been too much."

    Ice sCream

    7 30 Sep 28, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in bold cartoon style with halftone diagonal line shading. Scott and his bald round-headed friend are the two characters. Panel 1 (top left): Scott stands alone holding a small piece of paper — clearly just a tiny scrap — looking at it with wide, emotional eyes, his speech bubble reading "UNBELIEVABLE." Panel 2 (top right): His friend approaches and asks "WHAT'S WRONG?" Scott responds "JUST LOOKING AT THE NEWSPAPER." The scrap of paper in his hand is visibly tiny. Panel 3 (bottom left): The friend eyes the minuscule paper skeptically, bubble reading "THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE TEARS." Scott responds defensively: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." Panel 4 (bottom right): Scott holds up the tiny scrap with a pained expression, delivering the punchline through two bubbles: "WITH EVERYTHING HAPPENING TODAY" and "THIS IS THE ENTIRE NEWSPAPER."

    News

    11 28 Sep 25, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing two gray aliens — one exasperated, one wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses — debating humanity. The first complains "We showed them how to fish, cure disease, harness energy… so why are they still this stupid?" The second suggests cheerfully: "We could flood them out and start over again sir?"

    Gone Fishing

    5 26 Sep 23, 2026

  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a tall golden tower with a small figure reading from a paper below, narrating a fairy tale: the people locked the old king in a gold-painted tower, his jester read him bedtime stories, and the people put out the fires, regrew their gardens, cleaned up the golden mess — and never talked about the old king again.

    Tower

    7 20 Sep 21, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white Madscott comic where Scott warns his cat that it's "not safe to be out there" anymore, Scott asks the cat if he wants their bunkers connected, then the cat vanishes — leaving Scott digging from off-panel calling "HEY! Where did you go?"

    Bunker

    7 20 Sep 18, 2026

  • A Weird Wednesday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a small pink alien urgently telling a larger green alien: "I have to go this year — if we wait until next year the Earth may have blown up." The green alien's response: "I don't know, you still have a lot of school work."

    Trip

    8 14 Sep 16, 2026

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  • Earthling

    2 7 October 7, 2026

  • Field of dreams

    6 43 October 5, 2026

  • Summer Projects

    11 71 October 2, 2026

  • Street Taco

    8 35 September 30, 2026

  • Ice sCream

    7 30 September 28, 2026

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