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  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. The recurring bearded man interacts throughout with a small boxy robot — roughly the size of a toaster — that speaks only in nonsense beep words. Panel 1: The robot says "Bleep bop" and the man, looking startled, replies "Oh hi, I was just leaving." Panel 2: The robot says "Beep florp" and the man stares at it wide-eyed, responding "Wow, you're the entire internet." Panel 3: The robot faces away, emitting a dejected "Borp..." while the man asks "And how's that working out for you?" Panel 4: The robot says "Boop" and the man, now leaning in with a sympathetic expression, responds across three bubbles: "Ouch, I can see how that could suck," "Maybe you need a new hobby?" and "Maybe knitting." The comic personifies the internet as a small, weary machine having a rough time — and the man's sincere suggestion of knitting as a therapeutic outlet lands as a warmly absurd act of kindness.

    Hobby

    9 6943 Apr 24, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing an excited purple multi-tentacled alien sitting in what appears to be a toilet, exclaiming "Can you believe it! The humans have special chairs just for us!" The caption reads: 'The "special chair" came with a "special sauce."'

    Special Chair

    5 3277 Apr 22, 2026

  • Season Pass

    4 3644 Apr 20, 2026

  • Clue

    11 9424 Apr 17, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing a man screaming with his mouth wide open, declaring "I have a need to scream into the void! But everyone that I find is currently being used! We are facing a void shortage."

    Void Shortage

    8 9953 Apr 13, 2026

  • A four-panel Madscott comic. The bearded man tells a woman he needs to get healthier "before I can't," then clarifies he means before he ends up "trapped in a floating chair." He then agonizes over whether he'd want a MODOK chair or a WALL-E chair, leaving the woman sighing and asking "What's a MODOK?"

    Chair

    6 13644 Apr 10, 2026

  • A full-body black-and-white ink illustration on white paper with light blue pencil underdrawing visible. A cartoon female character is captured mid-jump in a dynamic, exuberant pose — both arms thrown wide above her head, one knee bent upward, feet pointed. She has long hair pulled back in a high ponytail, wide eyes squeezed with delight, and a broad open-mouthed grin radiating pure joy. She wears a fitted top and hatched striped leggings with small flat shoes. The overall energy of the drawing is loose, lively, and celebratory, with confident ink linework conveying uninhibited happiness and movement.

    Nice Things

    5 114 Apr 08, 2026

  • Respectfully

    18 28867 Apr 06, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. Panel 1: A stern-faced cat sits alone off panel someone says "Yes, hello... can you please get some help." Panel 2: A second, smaller and more cheerful cat has joined the first; the person off panel clarifies "I was hoping for some human help actually." Panel 3: The perspective shifts to ground level, revealing the recurring bearded man lying flat on the floor, looking up with a pained expression, saying "I know that laying here looks like fun..." Panel 4: A wide shot of the room shows the man splayed on the floor near a window and bookshelf, surrounded by multiple cats sitting calmly nearby, with the speech bubble completing his thought: "But I'm in a lot of pain." The humor lands on the cats' total indifference — one halfheartedly attempted to summon help, but the others are simply enjoying the spectacle of their human on the floor, which to them probably does look like a perfectly reasonable place to lie down.

    Help

    18 22237 Apr 03, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing a man in a suit staring at a glowing, mysterious portal containing an alien landscape. He thinks "I'm pretty sure that's a trap" but also "But I really don't want to go into the office today."

    Portal

    10 11163 Apr 01, 2026

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  • Hobby

    9 6943 April 24, 2026

  • Special Chair

    5 3277 April 22, 2026

  • Season Pass

    4 3644 April 20, 2026

  • Clue

    11 9424 April 17, 2026

  • Booger Boy

    6 6523 April 15, 2026

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