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  • A Mad Monday comic by Scott Gallatin showing a flustered press secretary at a podium with speech bubbles reading: "Well, gosh fellas," "I'm not sure that's exactly what he said," "But I can promise what he says next will seem much worse," and "Next question please."

    Promise

    2 5 Today

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in bold cartoon style with halftone dot shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott runs at full sprint, leaning forward with intense determination, speed lines behind him, speech bubble reading "MUST GO FASTER." Panel 2 (top right): Scott bent over with hands on knees, completely winded, large stylized sound effect text reading "HUFF," "PUFF," and "WHEEZE" filling the panel. Panel 3 (bottom left): Scott pumps his fist with a look of wild-eyed triumph, three connected bubbles reading "I THINK," "I CAN SEE," and "THE FINISH LINE." Panel 4 (bottom right): A tall mustachioed man stands looking down at the ground with a mildly impressed expression, two bubbles reading "NICE JOB" and "YOU MADE IT THE FULL FIFTY YARDS." In the background, Scott is visible collapsed flat on the ground, apparently having crossed the finish line and immediately face-planted.

    The Race

    11 67 Aug 14, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip labeled "WEIRD WEDNESDAY" in the top right corner, credited to SCOTTGALLATIN.COM in the bottom left. Set at night against a deep blue starfield above a dark forest treeline with mountains in the background. A large classic gray flying saucer hovers center-frame, its teal-lit cockpit dome glowing, beaming a bright cyan tractor beam downward. Caught in the beam, a gray camper van is being lifted off the ground. Two speech bubbles emanate from inside the camper: "HOTELS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE" and "LET'S RENT A CAMPER HE SAYS." A caption box in the lower right reads "A SLUGGO NEVER PASSES UP A FRESH BOX LUNCH."

    box lunch

    4 72 Aug 12, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic strip in the Mad Monday series by Scott Gallatin. Set against a gray gradient background with a halftone dot floor. Two men face each other. On the left, an older white man in a gray cap and blue jacket gestures animatedly, visibly frustrated, his speech bubbles reading "THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED I TELL YOU!" "AND THEY KEEP MOVING THE GOAL POST!" and "HOW'S A GUY GOING TO GET AHEAD IF THEY CONTROL ALL THE RULES." On the right, a younger dark-skinned man in a green top stands with hands at his sides, listening with a calm, patient, slightly wry expression — the look of someone who has heard a version of this complaint before, and for whom the irony of the statement lands very differently.

    Goals

    7 12 Aug 10, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in bold cartoon style with halftone dot shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott, the bearded man in shorts and sneakers, walks purposefully toward a rocky cave entrance, his speech bubble reading "I AM READY TO BECOME A HERMIT." Panel 2 (top right): A wider view of a rocky cliff face with a "FOR SALE" sign planted in the ground outside a cave entrance, speech bubble reading "NOW I JUST NEED A PROPER HERMIT CAVE." Panel 3 (bottom left): Scott stands wide-eyed and excited in front of the cave, two bubbles reading "THIS ONE IS PERFECT" and "DOES IT HAVE WIFI?" Panel 4 (bottom right): Scott faces his bald round-headed friend, who gives him a skeptical look and apparently delivers the news. Scott responds with "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'HERMITS DON'T NEED WIFI'…"

    Hermit

    13 19 Aug 07, 2026

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