A single-panel color comic strip in the Weird Wednesday series, set against a light blue sky background with halftone dot shading. Two alien creatures are visible from the shoulders up. On the left, a tall pink alien with a long neck, one large eye, small eyelashes, freckles, and an oversized mouth wearing bright red lipstick grins broadly, showing human-like teeth. A speech bubble reads "I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS EARTH PAINT WILL HELP." On the right, a shorter green alien with freckles, a small tuft on top of its head, and a sly, knowing smirk looks back at the pink one with quiet confidence. The joke plays on aliens attempting to blend in with humans by wearing lipstick — referred to as "earth paint" — with one alien skeptical of the disguise strategy while the other seems entirely convinced it's a solid plan.

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Earth Paint
Posted on July 15, 2026 by Scott

New Weird Wednesday: one small tube of lipstick standing between them and a perfect human disguise. If aliens tried to blend in using only one human product, what would actually work?

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