A four-panel black-and-white comic strip in bold cartoon style with halftone dot shading. Panel 1 (top left): Scott, the bearded man in shorts and sneakers, walks purposefully toward a rocky cave entrance, his speech bubble reading "I AM READY TO BECOME A HERMIT." Panel 2 (top right): A wider view of a rocky cliff face with a "FOR SALE" sign planted in the ground outside a cave entrance, speech bubble reading "NOW I JUST NEED A PROPER HERMIT CAVE." Panel 3 (bottom left): Scott stands wide-eyed and excited in front of the cave, two bubbles reading "THIS ONE IS PERFECT" and "DOES IT HAVE WIFI?" Panel 4 (bottom right): Scott faces his bald round-headed friend, who gives him a skeptical look and apparently delivers the news. Scott responds with "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'HERMITS DON'T NEED WIFI'…"

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Hermit
Posted on August 7, 2026 by Scott

Scott is ready to leave it all behind. All of it. Except the internet. Could YOU go full hermit if there was no WiFi?

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