A single-panel color comic strip labeled "Mad Monday" in the top right, credited to scottgallatin.com in the bottom left. Set against a gray diagonal-striped background. A brown-haired man in a dark suit and red tie gestures with one hand, smiling broadly with wide, slightly panicked eyes — the classic expression of someone confidently saying nothing. His speech is delivered in a cascade of large and small bubbles. The larger primary bubbles read: "I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE," "AND WHILE I'VE NOT HEARD ABOUT THAT…," "OR HEARD THE EXACT COMMENTS…," "I'M SURE I'LL HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THAT…," and "ONCE I AM TOLD WHAT THAT OPINION WILL BE." Smaller secondary bubbles tucked between them read: "IF YOU DON'T LOOK THAT CLOSE," "OH DEAR GOD!," "PLEASE LET THEM NOT BE RACIST," and "MAYBE." The comic is a sharp satire of political spin and non-committal public statements

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Opinion
Posted on August 3, 2026 by Scott

A very strong opinion. Once he finds out what it is.
Tune in next time for the full unedited internal monologue of a man who has absolutely no idea what he just said.

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