A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. The recurring bearded man interacts throughout with a small boxy robot — roughly the size of a toaster — that speaks only in nonsense beep words. Panel 1: The robot says "Bleep bop" and the man, looking startled, replies "Oh hi, I was just leaving." Panel 2: The robot says "Beep florp" and the man stares at it wide-eyed, responding "Wow, you're the entire internet." Panel 3: The robot faces away, emitting a dejected "Borp..." while the man asks "And how's that working out for you?" Panel 4: The robot says "Boop" and the man, now leaning in with a sympathetic expression, responds across three bubbles: "Ouch, I can see how that could suck," "Maybe you need a new hobby?" and "Maybe knitting." The comic personifies the internet as a small, weary machine having a rough time — and the man's sincere suggestion of knitting as a therapeutic outlet lands as a warmly absurd act of kindness.

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Hobby
Posted on April 24, 2026 by Scott

Have you tried a new hobby... not the old one.. a new one.

Posts everyday

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Scott
So.. I have no idea how I thought I would be able to do that over christmas. We should try again for a comic every weekday in January.

Veterans Day

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Scott
I think of all the things I brought back with me from my days in the Navy, my boots hold the most memories. These are my boots and I wore them for years after getting out and you can almost see the memories in them. I have a new pair now and I almost hate trying to break them in. The old pair are soft and comfy and the new pair are stiff and awkward. I think I have introverted boots. My Boots

MIA

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Scott
Sorry about the lack of posts. I’ve been swamped this summer with work and family stuff. I have a couple of comic ideas brewing though so look for them soon. While you wait have a meme. sharpen that pencil if you dare! Thanks!

Sorry

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Scott
I fixed the issue where comments were closed long before I wanted them to be. Thanks for pointing that out!