A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. Panel 1: A stern-faced cat sits alone off panel someone says "Yes, hello... can you please get some help." Panel 2: A second, smaller and more cheerful cat has joined the first; the person off panel clarifies "I was hoping for some human help actually." Panel 3: The perspective shifts to ground level, revealing the recurring bearded man lying flat on the floor, looking up with a pained expression, saying "I know that laying here looks like fun..." Panel 4: A wide shot of the room shows the man splayed on the floor near a window and bookshelf, surrounded by multiple cats sitting calmly nearby, with the speech bubble completing his thought: "But I'm in a lot of pain." The humor lands on the cats' total indifference — one halfheartedly attempted to summon help, but the others are simply enjoying the spectacle of their human on the floor, which to them probably does look like a perfectly reasonable place to lie down.

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Help
Posted on April 3, 2026 by Scott

Cats will not rescue you or get help.. they may sell tickets to your discomfort though

Posts everyday

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Scott
So.. I have no idea how I thought I would be able to do that over christmas. We should try again for a comic every weekday in January.

Veterans Day

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Scott
I think of all the things I brought back with me from my days in the Navy, my boots hold the most memories. These are my boots and I wore them for years after getting out and you can almost see the memories in them. I have a new pair now and I almost hate trying to break them in. The old pair are soft and comfy and the new pair are stiff and awkward. I think I have introverted boots. My Boots

MIA

Posted on July 31, 2013 by Scott
Sorry about the lack of posts. I’ve been swamped this summer with work and family stuff. I have a couple of comic ideas brewing though so look for them soon. While you wait have a meme. sharpen that pencil if you dare! Thanks!

Sorry

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Scott
I fixed the issue where comments were closed long before I wanted them to be. Thanks for pointing that out!