A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. Panel 1: A stern-faced cat sits alone off panel someone says "Yes, hello... can you please get some help." Panel 2: A second, smaller and more cheerful cat has joined the first; the person off panel clarifies "I was hoping for some human help actually." Panel 3: The perspective shifts to ground level, revealing the recurring bearded man lying flat on the floor, looking up with a pained expression, saying "I know that laying here looks like fun..." Panel 4: A wide shot of the room shows the man splayed on the floor near a window and bookshelf, surrounded by multiple cats sitting calmly nearby, with the speech bubble completing his thought: "But I'm in a lot of pain." The humor lands on the cats' total indifference — one halfheartedly attempted to summon help, but the others are simply enjoying the spectacle of their human on the floor, which to them probably does look like a perfectly reasonable place to lie down.

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Help
Posted on April 3, 2026 by Scott

Cats will not rescue you or get help.. they may sell tickets to your discomfort though

State of the page

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Scott
So I’m a bit behind and hope to catch up soon. I have a stack of “bad comics” that need to be scanned and posted. I’ll also toss a few of my other projects up here for you all to see soon.

I may break the site

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Scott
This post is a warning, I may break the site. I have to make a couple of theme updates and the last time I did that I broke the site. I’m not looking forward to it but it is what it is and I’ll give it a try… again.   Wish me luck.