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  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. Panel 1: A stern-faced cat sits alone off panel someone says "Yes, hello... can you please get some help." Panel 2: A second, smaller and more cheerful cat has joined the first; the person off panel clarifies "I was hoping for some human help actually." Panel 3: The perspective shifts to ground level, revealing the recurring bearded man lying flat on the floor, looking up with a pained expression, saying "I know that laying here looks like fun..." Panel 4: A wide shot of the room shows the man splayed on the floor near a window and bookshelf, surrounded by multiple cats sitting calmly nearby, with the speech bubble completing his thought: "But I'm in a lot of pain." The humor lands on the cats' total indifference — one halfheartedly attempted to summon help, but the others are simply enjoying the spectacle of their human on the floor, which to them probably does look like a perfectly reasonable place to lie down.

    Help

    1 575 Today

  • A Madscott comic showing a man in a suit staring at a glowing, mysterious portal containing an alien landscape. He thinks "I'm pretty sure that's a trap" but also "But I really don't want to go into the office today."

    Portal

    5 11022 Apr 01, 2026

  • An anthropomorphic blender with a face, saying "I'm honestly very concerned about the amount of alcohol I've been consuming recently." A salt shaker character stands nearby. The caption reads: "Life as the D.O.D Warrior Blender."

    Blender

    6 16044 Mar 30, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott,. The recurring bearded man character appears throughout in an urban setting with buildings in the background. Panel 1: He looks exasperated and exclaims "What the everlovin' fuck." Panel 2: He gestures toward the distance and says "This space should be more 'HA HA' then it is lately." Panel 3: His eyes go wide in alarm as he throws up his hands and shouts "Oh shit! Is this a slice of life comic!" Panel 4: He has flung himself to the ground mid-tumble, legs in the air, saying "Quick! I need to fall down a ladder or something.".

    Ladder

    12 17408 Mar 27, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing a small green alien in a glass helmet and mechanical suit asking a goldfish in a bowl, "So, you're trapped in that bowl and can't just fly back home?" The caption reads: "Sluggo was sad to discover his friends were all being held prisoners by hairless apes."

    Trapped

    7 13573 Mar 25, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com). A large anthropomorphic toaster dominates the frame, sitting on a kitchen counter and plugged into a wall outlet. The toaster has an intensely grumpy face with furrowed brows, squinting eyes, and a clenched grimace, with its power cord splayed out like legs beneath it. Three speech bubbles above it read: "Every damn morning it's the same thing," "Plain white toast," and "Would it kill you to have a waffle?" The background is a soft green-to-white gradient.

    Waffle

    6 13609 Mar 23, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott, dated 2026. A bearded man and a small cat appear together throughout. Panel 1: The man looks down at the cat and asks, "What am I even doing here today cat?" Panel 2: Both face forward as the man says, "Yes, I do remember that these comics help me learn." Panel 3: A close-up of the man's face, looking modestly pleased, as he says "Yes, I am seeing some improvement." Panel 4: The man continues, "No, I don't see how they are like a hairball" — while the cat, sitting with its back partially turned, holds up a small sign reading "Maybe I do."

    Learning

    11 13505 Mar 20, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com), rendered in a muted gray and pop-art halftone style with colorful characters. A large purple blob-like alien lies on the ground holding a smoking pistol, grinning slyly. Smoke billows dramatically in the background. Facing it is a small, round blue alien with a single large yellow eye, two yellow horns, fanged smile, and hands confidently on its hips — apparently unfazed. The purple alien's speech bubble reads: "I can't believe they always fall for that 'we come in peace' line if B.S." A caption box at the bottom reads: "Hint: It was never going to be a fair fight." The comic plays on the classic sci-fi trope of deceptive alien first contact, with the twist that the seemingly more menacing alien has clearly come off worse in the encounter.

    Peace

    7 2853 Mar 18, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing two middle-aged men talking. One says "You're crazy. There's no way we can possibly be this old." The other, sporting a mustache, replies "Turns out that when you rock-n-roll all night you miss a few things."

    How Old

    8 2485 Mar 16, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott, dated 2026. Panel 1: A small car drives along a road, with a speech bubble reading "I think I'll run away to join a circus." Panel 2: The bearded male driver is shown at the wheel, saying "I might be qualified to be a clown." Panel 3: A close-up of the man's face, looking uncertain and anxious, as he admits "I'm a bit worried that I'm not." Panel 4: The car is now shown speeding away rapidly with motion lines, and the speech bubble reads "Clowns do a lot of running around." The comic builds a gentle, self-deprecating joke — the man's crisis of clown confidence is resolved not by skill but by the realization that frantic, aimless movement might qualify him after all.

    Clown Show

    11 3086 Mar 13, 2026

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  • 1 Saving

    Saving

    46 21703 May 23, 2025

  • 2 A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott,. The recurring bearded man character appears throughout in an urban setting with buildings in the background. Panel 1: He looks exasperated and exclaims "What the everlovin' fuck." Panel 2: He gestures toward the distance and says "This space should be more 'HA HA' then it is lately." Panel 3: His eyes go wide in alarm as he throws up his hands and shouts "Oh shit! Is this a slice of life comic!" Panel 4: He has flung himself to the ground mid-tumble, legs in the air, saying "Quick! I need to fall down a ladder or something.".

    Ladder

    12 17408 Mar 27, 2026

  • 3

    Hand Crafted

    41 16545 Apr 25, 2025

  • 4 An anthropomorphic blender with a face, saying "I'm honestly very concerned about the amount of alcohol I've been consuming recently." A salt shaker character stands nearby. The caption reads: "Life as the D.O.D Warrior Blender."

    Blender

    6 16044 Mar 30, 2026

  • 5

    End of days

    38 15839 May 02, 2025

  • 6 Steady

    Hold Steady

    39 15647 Apr 18, 2025

  • 7 Garbage

    Garbage

    37 14709 May 16, 2025

  • 8 cooler

    Water cooler

    40 14528 May 09, 2025

  • 9 A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com). A large anthropomorphic toaster dominates the frame, sitting on a kitchen counter and plugged into a wall outlet. The toaster has an intensely grumpy face with furrowed brows, squinting eyes, and a clenched grimace, with its power cord splayed out like legs beneath it. Three speech bubbles above it read: "Every damn morning it's the same thing," "Plain white toast," and "Would it kill you to have a waffle?" The background is a soft green-to-white gradient.

    Waffle

    6 13609 Mar 23, 2026

  • 10 A Madscott comic showing a small green alien in a glass helmet and mechanical suit asking a goldfish in a bowl, "So, you're trapped in that bowl and can't just fly back home?" The caption reads: "Sluggo was sad to discover his friends were all being held prisoners by hairless apes."

    Trapped

    7 13573 Mar 25, 2026

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