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  • A Madscott comic showing a small green alien in a glass helmet and mechanical suit asking a goldfish in a bowl, "So, you're trapped in that bowl and can't just fly back home?" The caption reads: "Sluggo was sad to discover his friends were all being held prisoners by hairless apes."

    Trapped

    2 1574 Today

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com). A large anthropomorphic toaster dominates the frame, sitting on a kitchen counter and plugged into a wall outlet. The toaster has an intensely grumpy face with furrowed brows, squinting eyes, and a clenched grimace, with its power cord splayed out like legs beneath it. Three speech bubbles above it read: "Every damn morning it's the same thing," "Plain white toast," and "Would it kill you to have a waffle?" The background is a soft green-to-white gradient.

    Waffle

    5 13536 Mar 23, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott, dated 2026. A bearded man and a small cat appear together throughout. Panel 1: The man looks down at the cat and asks, "What am I even doing here today cat?" Panel 2: Both face forward as the man says, "Yes, I do remember that these comics help me learn." Panel 3: A close-up of the man's face, looking modestly pleased, as he says "Yes, I am seeing some improvement." Panel 4: The man continues, "No, I don't see how they are like a hairball" — while the cat, sitting with its back partially turned, holds up a small sign reading "Maybe I do."

    Learning

    11 13439 Mar 20, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com), rendered in a muted gray and pop-art halftone style with colorful characters. A large purple blob-like alien lies on the ground holding a smoking pistol, grinning slyly. Smoke billows dramatically in the background. Facing it is a small, round blue alien with a single large yellow eye, two yellow horns, fanged smile, and hands confidently on its hips — apparently unfazed. The purple alien's speech bubble reads: "I can't believe they always fall for that 'we come in peace' line if B.S." A caption box at the bottom reads: "Hint: It was never going to be a fair fight." The comic plays on the classic sci-fi trope of deceptive alien first contact, with the twist that the seemingly more menacing alien has clearly come off worse in the encounter.

    Peace

    7 2798 Mar 18, 2026

  • A Madscott comic showing two middle-aged men talking. One says "You're crazy. There's no way we can possibly be this old." The other, sporting a mustache, replies "Turns out that when you rock-n-roll all night you miss a few things."

    How Old

    7 2439 Mar 16, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott, dated 2026. Panel 1: A small car drives along a road, with a speech bubble reading "I think I'll run away to join a circus." Panel 2: The bearded male driver is shown at the wheel, saying "I might be qualified to be a clown." Panel 3: A close-up of the man's face, looking uncertain and anxious, as he admits "I'm a bit worried that I'm not." Panel 4: The car is now shown speeding away rapidly with motion lines, and the speech bubble reads "Clowns do a lot of running around." The comic builds a gentle, self-deprecating joke — the man's crisis of clown confidence is resolved not by skill but by the realization that frantic, aimless movement might qualify him after all.

    Clown Show

    10 3027 Mar 13, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott. A large, menacing green alien creature with horns, yellow fangs, glowing yellow eyes, and a purple collar/outfit dominates the left side of the frame, holding up a small tablet or device. Despite its fearsome appearance, it asks cheerfully: "Have you seen this Princess Bride movie?" To the right, a visibly nervous human in a red shirt breaks into a sweat — motion lines and sweat drops visible The Alien says "I love these people." Futuristic equipment is visible in the background, suggesting a sci-fi setting. The caption below reads: "And that's how first contact really happened."

    Contact

    6 1650 Mar 11, 2026

  • A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com). Two cartoon people stand together in what appears to be an indoor setting with a neutral blue-gray background. On the left, a wide-eyed person in a purple shirt gestures with a raised finger, looking panicked, with the speech bubble: "Oh crap, oh crap! I talked trash and now people expect me to do something." On the right, a person with long brown hair wearing a green shirt looks back with a flat, unimpressed expression and responds: "How unreasonable of people to expect things of you." The comic satirizes the gap between big talk and follow-through, with the second character's deadpan sarcasm serving as the punchline.

    Trash Talk

    11 1780 Mar 09, 2026

  • A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott. The same bearded, disheveled man appears throughout. Panel 1: He looks startled and says, "How the hell did we get to March." Panel 2: He peers suspiciously at what appears to be a box, asking, "Is this the thing we're supposed to beware?" — a reference to the phrase "Beware the Ides of March." Panel 3: He turns to a ninja like figure beside him and wonders aloud, "Has March always been sneaky?" Panel 4: (zoomed out) He stands at what appears to be a shoreline or flat surface, declaring, "I'm going to hang a bell on it so I'm not surprised next year." The comic humorously captures the universal feeling of time passing unexpectedly, blending calendar confusion with the classic Shakespeare reference.

    March

    7 2692 Mar 06, 2026

  • A political cartoon by Madscott showing a Grim Reaper figure in a black robe and red tie, holding a scythe labeled "PEACE," saying "…and we will bring peace to the world." The figure stands atop a pile of rubble and bombs against a dark, starry background.

    Peace

    14 3008 Mar 02, 2026

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Top 10

  • 1 Saving

    Saving

    46 21645 May 23, 2025

  • 2

    Hand Crafted

    41 16506 Apr 25, 2025

  • 3

    End of days

    38 15786 May 02, 2025

  • 4 Steady

    Hold Steady

    39 15600 Apr 18, 2025

  • 5 Garbage

    Garbage

    36 14662 May 16, 2025

  • 6 cooler

    Water cooler

    39 14468 May 09, 2025

  • 7 A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com). A large anthropomorphic toaster dominates the frame, sitting on a kitchen counter and plugged into a wall outlet. The toaster has an intensely grumpy face with furrowed brows, squinting eyes, and a clenched grimace, with its power cord splayed out like legs beneath it. Three speech bubbles above it read: "Every damn morning it's the same thing," "Plain white toast," and "Would it kill you to have a waffle?" The background is a soft green-to-white gradient.

    Waffle

    5 13536 Mar 23, 2026

  • 8 A four-panel black-and-white comic by Madscott, dated 2026. A bearded man and a small cat appear together throughout. Panel 1: The man looks down at the cat and asks, "What am I even doing here today cat?" Panel 2: Both face forward as the man says, "Yes, I do remember that these comics help me learn." Panel 3: A close-up of the man's face, looking modestly pleased, as he says "Yes, I am seeing some improvement." Panel 4: The man continues, "No, I don't see how they are like a hairball" — while the cat, sitting with its back partially turned, holds up a small sign reading "Maybe I do."

    Learning

    11 13439 Mar 20, 2026

  • 9 Soulless

    Soulless

    25 12500 Jun 20, 2025

  • 10 trip

    Moving

    36 12215 May 30, 2025

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