A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com). A large anthropomorphic toaster dominates the frame, sitting on a kitchen counter and plugged into a wall outlet. The toaster has an intensely grumpy face with furrowed brows, squinting eyes, and a clenched grimace, with its power cord splayed out like legs beneath it. Three speech bubbles above it read: "Every damn morning it's the same thing," "Plain white toast," and "Would it kill you to have a waffle?" The background is a soft green-to-white gradient.

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Waffle
Posted on March 23, 2026 by Scott

You need to add some variety to your breakfast or your toaster will quit.

Not Dead Yet!

Posted on November 4, 2012 by Scott
Why yes.. this site is no longer dead.So far I’m just playing with it. I am currently using the default wordpress Twenty Eleven theme and Frumphs Comic Easel plugin. It was actually really easy to intergrate. I have some things I need to work on but so far so good.