A single-panel color comic by Madscott (madscottcomic.com). A large anthropomorphic toaster dominates the frame, sitting on a kitchen counter and plugged into a wall outlet. The toaster has an intensely grumpy face with furrowed brows, squinting eyes, and a clenched grimace, with its power cord splayed out like legs beneath it. Three speech bubbles above it read: "Every damn morning it's the same thing," "Plain white toast," and "Would it kill you to have a waffle?" The background is a soft green-to-white gradient.

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Waffle
Posted on March 23, 2026 by Scott

You need to add some variety to your breakfast or your toaster will quit.

While you’re waiting

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Scott
I’m in something of a frantic prep-mode for Fall Comicon. I have comics to scan and post but I have put that on hold so I can get some neat stuff done for the show. I’m going a slightly different direction from previous shows. I’ve scrapped some of the fan art I had (outside of sketch cards) and am putting out more of my art. As such this years book marks look more like this. fallcon_bookmarks

Voice of Reason

Posted on September 8, 2016 by Scott
For future reference, it’s not impossible that I may be the voice of reason, but if you ask me for ideas on what’s reasonable I will almost always suggest some combination of the following.
  1. Get pizza instead.
  2. Maybe limit the number of fingers you might lose to one.
  3. If the fire only takes off hair then it’s not a big enough fire.
  4. You are only going too fast if you also need to turn. If no turning is needed keep going forward.
  5. An angry bear is only dangerous to people to proud to trip a friend
  6. You can put your boots in the oven but that don’t make ’em biscuits
  7. If you can’t solve a problem with a hammer you clearly need a bigger hammer
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Aug. Addition of the state of things

Posted on August 10, 2016 by Scott
It’s been too long and the pile of comics I need to scan keeps growing. I’ve been posting some photos of them over on the facebook page and on instagram but I want to get clean versions posted here. I am also in the process of signing up for a few shows and will put up a list once I get a confirmation. I believe I will be doing a couple of traditional craft shows as well as a couple comic shows. ** I’ll post again soon

New things

Posted on April 11, 2016 by Scott
I stumbled into some cool little bags and decided to try them out as dice bags. If you see me at MSPComicon you have a shot of buying one. dice_bag